From Flats to Clipless: 7 Things That’ll Happen When You Make the Switch

written by Danny G.

You’ve heard it all before.

You’ve seen the pros pedal effortlessly, their feet locked in a seamless dance with their bikes.

You’ve seen the warnings: “Clipless pedals. Don’t make the same mistake I did.”

You’ve heard the “I fell in front of a wedding party” stories, the “I’m attached to my bike and can’t get out” rants, and the “I’ll never go back to flats” declarations.

And now, after all that, it’s finally your turn. The transition from flats to clipless pedals – the ultimate rite of passage for any cyclist.

If you thought you were just going to click your heels, magically become faster, and pedal like a pro… well, buckle up.

You’re in for a wild ride. And probably a few falls.


1. Your First Fall: The Embarrassment of Being One with the Ground

Here’s the thing about clipless pedals: they lock you into the bike, which, as you can imagine, is fantastic for efficiency and power transfer. It’s like giving your legs the key to the city.

But, when you forget to unclip, the bike, in all its glory, still moves. You, however, remain stationary, attached by a cleat and pedal combo that refuses to let you go.

You’ll stop at a red light, look over at a pedestrian, and feel like you’re about to die of embarrassment as you teeter, slowly, in front of a crowd.

The First Fall Experience

MomentWhat You Think HappensWhat Actually Happens
The Stop“I’m about to stop. Easy.”Foot still clipped, can’t unclip. You tip over.
The First Look Around“No one saw me.”Several bystanders have witnessed the awkward dance of despair.
The Recovery“I’m fine. I got this.”You flail like a wounded animal trying to get back on your bike, while still attached.

And don’t worry, you’re not alone in this. Everybody has their “initiation” fall. Whether it’s tipping over in front of a group of builders or falling in front of a wedding crowd, you will make it happen.

Pro Tip: Unclip before you slow down. It’s the secret they don’t tell you in the instructional videos, but they should.


2. The Efficiency High: Suddenly, You’re a Speed Demon (Kind Of)

Remember when you rode flats and thought you were fast? Cute.

Now that you’re locked into your pedals, every stroke of the leg is pure, unadulterated power. When you clip in, your whole leg is engaged, not just the downstroke. It’s like switching from a rusty old lawnmower to a Ferrari.

You’ll notice an increase in average speed almost immediately. You’ll feel the wind in your hair and the bike responding to every little movement. It’s like you’re part of the machine.

However, it’s not all sunshine and rainbows. That higher speed means more opportunities to fall.


3. The Panic Attack: Unclipping Under Pressure

What they don’t tell you about clipless pedals is that the real test of your mettle comes when you need to stop suddenly. Picture this: you’re approaching an intersection, things are looking fine. You’re clipping along. The light turns red, and suddenly, you need to unclip—quickly.

The Panic Unclip Breakdown (Table 2)

SituationWhat You Think Will HappenWhat Actually Happens
The Slow Down“I’m just gonna unclip. Easy.”Panic, heels twist the wrong way.
The Foot’s Not Free“Why isn’t it coming out?”You feel like a bird caught in a net.
The Fall“I’m still clipped in!”The bike wins. You fall. Again.

If you’ve never done the dance of trying to yank your foot out of a pedal under pressure, you’re in for an eye-opening experience. Your brain wants to keep riding, but your feet? They want none of it. You’ll be a sad clown, trying to make an emergency stop as gracefully as a giraffe on ice skates.


4. The Moment You Start to Love It

Once the falling stops (or at least slows down), you start to notice the advantages. You glide up hills like you’re riding on air. You can actually pull on the pedals as well as push down. That’s the thing about clipless pedals—you start using your entire leg. It’s like you’re pulling yourself up the hill instead of just pushing yourself down.

And while you’re riding, you’ll notice you’re staying on top of the game longer. Hills feel less daunting, and your cadence feels smoother. But hey, don’t get cocky. You’re still at risk of that one embarrassing fall.


5. The Cleat Positioning Fiasco

After the first few months, the true test of your commitment is how well you’ve positioned your cleats. It’s not just about clipping in and out anymore. It’s about making sure your knees aren’t screaming in pain from poor alignment. That first ride after adjusting your cleats is like finding the Holy Grail. When your knees don’t hurt, and your body feels aligned with the bike, that’s when you know you’ve become one with the machine.

Cleat Positioning 101 (Table 3)

ProblemThe SolutionResult
Knee PainGet your cleats fitted by a proNo more pain! Happiness restored.
Constant UnclippingAdjust tension on pedalsCleats stay in place, unclipping is easy!
Slipping FootCheck the pedal interfaceFoot stays firmly planted, power unleashed!

Your cleats will define your riding experience, and once they’re dialed in? You’ll be pedaling with the grace of a ballerina.


6. You’ll Become a Clipless Propagandist

Once the dust settles and your riding improves, you’ll start preaching about clipless pedals like a cult leader. “You just have to try it,” you’ll say, “I swear, you’ll never look back.”

Just remember, some people want to remain…well…suckers.

They’ll stick to flats, living in their blissful ignorance. And that’s okay, you’ll think. More clipless pedals for you.


7. The Unavoidable Fear: The One Fall That’s Still Coming

No matter how skilled you become, you’ll always have that one fall lurking. Maybe it’ll be a slow-motion crash in front of a bunch of tourists. Or maybe it’ll be a random, unexpected wobble at the worst possible moment. The point is, you’re going to fall again. But the good news? The more you fall, the better you get. So enjoy the ride, laugh at your mistakes, and remember: every fall is a step closer to being a true clipless convert.

Final Thoughts (Table 4)

ExperienceHow You’ll Feel AfterHow You’ll Feel in 6 Months
First FallEmbarrassed, bruised egoA badge of honor.
Constant Unclipping PanicAnxious and sweatyNonchalant, unphased.
Cleat IssuesConfused, frustratedZen-like mastery.

At the end of the day, switching to clipless pedals is like joining a secret club that no one asked you to join. It’s a rite of passage, a challenge, and an embarrassment all rolled into one.

But once you push through the learning curve, you’ll realize why everyone swears by it. So, welcome to the world of clipless pedals. You’ll fall. You’ll curse. You’ll get back up. And eventually, you’ll ride like you were born with cleats on your feet.

Danny G.


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