
Winter comes, and suddenly, you’re crawling. Your legs feel like concrete. Your bike feels like it’s pulling a trailer full of regret.
What happened? Did you age five years overnight? Did your quads went on vacation? No, my friend. It’s winter, and you’re just slower. And that’s okay.
Let’s break it down.
1. The Air is Thicker. And So Are You.
You ever try running through water? That’s what winter air is doing to you. It’s thicker, heavier, clinging to you like a bad decision. Summer air is easy, breezy, borderline flirtatious.
Winter air? It wants a fight. It’s stuffing itself into your lungs, dragging on your limbs, laughing at your suffering. Every push of the pedals feels like you’re moving through invisible syrup.
And let’s not ignore the elephant in the room—you’ve probably put on a few pounds. Maybe not much, maybe just a couple of pounds of holiday cheer, but gravity doesn’t care. More mass means more effort. Those cookies you inhaled back in December? They’re riding with you now, sitting in your gut, making sure every climb hurts just a little bit more.
Factor | Effect on Speed |
---|---|
Denser air | More drag, more effort |
Extra winter weight | Harder to climb, more resistance |
Wind chill | Feels faster, but you’re slower |
2. Your Bike Hates the Cold Too
You’re not the only one suffering. Your bike is throwing a tantrum, too. Ever notice how a car struggles in the cold? Same deal. Your chain is sluggish, your gears are stiff, your tires roll like they’re stuffed with regret. Even the grease in your bottom bracket is colder than your ex’s heart.
And the roads? Absolute disaster. Wet, grimy, full of salt, potholes hidden under puddles, slick corners daring you to take them at speed. You don’t. Because you enjoy keeping your skin attached to your body. You slow down, ease off, baby your turns. And your speed? It suffers. But at least you’re upright.
3. Your Clothes Are Basically Sails
Summer you? A sleek, aerodynamic missile. Winter you? A heavily-layered sausage with the aerodynamic efficiency of a parachute. You layer up, you have to, but each layer adds drag. Windproof jackets, thermal tights, gloves so thick you can barely feel your shifters—it all conspires against you.
Gloves, man. Have you ever tried shifting gears in gloves? Feels like trying to untie a knot with oven mitts. You fumble, you miss shifts, you curse at the wind. You think about those summer rides where everything was effortless. But here you are, dressed for battle, barely keeping pace.
Winter Clothing | Effect |
---|---|
Baggy layers | More drag |
Heavier materials | Less flexibility |
Gloves | Slower gear shifting |
4. Your Body is Too Busy Just Trying to Stay Alive
Breathing in winter feels like inhaling glass shards. Your lungs revolt, your heart rate spikes, and your body? It’s burning extra energy just to keep warm. The cold tightens everything—your muscles, your joints, your will to live. Your blood vessels shrink, meaning less oxygen where you need it most. Every pedal stroke feels like dragging yourself through barbed wire.
And it’s not just the cold. The darkness gets to you. The short days. The endless gray skies. Motivation evaporates. In summer, you wake up early, eager to ride. In winter, you stare at your bike, sip your coffee, and wonder if it’s really worth it.
5. Training? What Training?
We tell ourselves we’ll train through the winter. Keep up the miles. Stay strong. And maybe we do, for a while. But then it happens. The first icy morning. The first brutally cold headwind. The first ride where your toes go numb halfway through. And suddenly, skipping a day doesn’t seem so bad.
One missed ride turns into a week. A week turns into two. By February, you’re looking at your summer stats like they belonged to someone else. The power is down. The endurance is fading. You convince yourself it’s fine. You’ll get it back. And you will. But right now? Right now, you’re slower, and it stings.
It’s All Good, You’ll Be Fast Again
So yeah, you’re slower. Everything is working against you. The air, your bike, your clothes, your lungs, your training.
But here’s the twist: when spring comes, you’ll feel like a god.
The layers come off. The roads dry up. The wind is softer. The bike is happier. Your body remembers what it’s like to be fast.
And suddenly—boom. You’re flying again.
So ride slow, suffer a little, and wait. Spring is coming. And when it does, you’ll drop your friends like last year’s resolutions.
Surprise. You were never slow. Winter just made you strong.
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