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Why Cyclists Don’t Carry Tubeless Sealant
You’re out there, rolling along, wind in your face, thinking you’re the king of the road. Then—pssst—your tire’s hissing like a pissed-off snake. You reach for a solution. But wait. You don’t have one. Because carrying a tiny bottle of tubeless sealant never crossed your mind. Or maybe you knew deep down it was pointless.…
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Are High-end Bikes a Waste for Daily Commuting (kinda)
Alright, let’s get this out of the way: expensive bikes for daily commuting? A hilarious idea, really. A thousand-dollar machine, a thief’s playground, and the most ungrateful, salt-soaked roads you can think of. We’re talking about a life where, instead of romanticizing morning rides, you’re dodging potholes and checking your bike rack for rust. But…
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Why Classic Dutch Bikes Are Subpar For Climbing
They call it a bike, but it rides like a stubborn donkey on an uphill death march. Classic Dutch bikes are the kings of flat land, sure—cruising through tulip fields and cobbled streets with an air of effortless superiority. But the moment you hit even the mildest incline, you’re in for a world of suffering.…
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3×9 or 2×10 for Gravel Riding?
Gravel riding. It’s not for the faint of heart. You’re out there, knees shaking, tires digging into the dirt, thinking: is this worth it? Maybe. But the gear, man. The gears are always a struggle. Two options stare at you like drunk cousins fighting over the last can of cheap beer: the 3×9 and the…
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Single Speed Can’t Give You The Thrill of Fixed-Gear
There I was, last night, hanging out with my buddies, the usual crew of misfits who like their bikes fast and their drinks cheap. One of them rolls up on a fixie – you know, the kind that makes you feel like you could fly if you really tried. It’s sleek, it’s deadly, and it’s…
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Why Cycling Involves So Much Maintenance
You, the rider—yeah, you. Thought you were just going to hop on that bike and feel the wind in your hair, didn’t you? Well, here you are, with your bike in pieces, wondering why it feels more like a never-ending repair project than a joyride. Flat tires, loose cleats, derailleurs on strike—cycling has a way…
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7 Reasons Why Your Bike Might Feel Extra Sluggish
You’ve been riding your bike for a while now, right? It should be like second nature by now. But today? Today, it feels like you’re pushing through molasses. The gears won’t shift, the pedals won’t spin, and you’re doing everything you can not to scream at the bike like it’s a child throwing a tantrum.…
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Why Road Cycling Feels 100 Times Scarier Than MTB
(Seven Points to Consider) The Fear Is Real You think mountain biking is dangerous? Think again. Try riding a road bike down a country lane where the speed limit is 60 mph, and the only thing separating you from an impatient SUV driver is a thin layer of Lycra and sheer dumb luck. I used…
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What To Expect When You Use Aero Bars For The First Time
I slapped them on. The aero bars. My buddy told me to. Said they’d make me faster, sleeker, more aerodynamic. He’s been racing for years, so I figured he knew what he was talking about. I took the bike out. The bars looked innocent enough—two little extensions pointing forward, like the handlebars were making a…
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The Reality of Reusing a Quick Chain Link
You ever watch a chain snap in real time? It’s like watching a relationship implode. One second, everything’s smooth. Next, there’s a pop, a gasp, and suddenly, your whole ride’s on the ground, bleeding on the asphalt. Quick links. The little bastards that hold your chain together. Some people swear by them. Others treat them…